Pick Your Pu**y Carefully!

This is for all my straight brothers and sisters out there.  Sometimes you guys are really stupid!  And I mean that more so for the men than the women.  Women seem to take a smaller dosage of stupid than men.  What am I talking about?  Well, the New York media scene has been set ablaze with allegations that have been leveled against Fox 5 Good Day New York morning anchor, Greg Kelly.  Mr. Kelly, whom we watch at work virtually every morning with his co-host, Rosanna Scotto, is alleged to have met a young (?) lady on the street in Manhattan, had drinks with her and then went back to her office where she was employed as an attorney and sexually assaulted her.  The latest I heard yesterday is that she was too intoxicated to be able to consent to sexual relations-Mr. Kelly having taken advantage of her drunken state to ease her out of her virtue-thus a sexual assault.

This is alleged to have happened last October, in 2011.  Some time after the hook up, the young woman's boyfriend (yes, you read that correctly, boyfriend!) accosted Greg Kelly's father, New York Police Commissioner, Ray Kelly, and said that the senior Kelly's son had ruined his girlfriend's life.  Thrown into the mix are bits and pieces such as the young lady allegedly had an abortion after her clandestine

meeting with Kelly, that she was texting Kelly back and forth over the three month period after the alleged rape.

There are so many lessons here I am going to have to address them individually!

1.  Women-when you meet a man for the first time over drinks and afterward go to his home or your home, the bathroom, the car, the bushes, whatever- your virture, your integrity evaporates.  Poof, it's gone!  It is irrelevant what you think your intentions are.  It is UNDERSTOOD what your intentions are.  You may as well be a prostitute plucked from an anonymous street corner.  Unless you clarify the destination point and its purpose it is quite clear what you intend to do when you leave the social safety net of the bar.

2.  Men-When women agree to leave the confines of the bar with you, one of two things is going to happen.  A.) there will be sex or B.) there will be an allegation of sexual assault. You have to use your deepest judgment do determine which will eventuate.   Most importantly when you have gotten all hot and bothered and the woman suddenly says, "no", zip it up and promptly depart the premises.  End of story, unless of course you are a total player and insist on playing the game.  Then you wait her out, you court her, blah, blah, blah.  But beware!  Sometimes the player becomes the played.

3.  Men and women-meeting someone on the street and going for drinks is socially unacceptable, it is tacky and uncouth.  Properly, if you catch someone's eye, you greet, you meet and exchange numbers and arrange for a get together, even if it is later on that evening (and preferrably with other friends).  Do not leave the street and head to a bar.  Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!  Hook ups have an element of danger attached to them. Too often we take the risk without care or thought.  Statistically we should understand, one day, one day there will be a reckoning!

4.  Men, 40 and over-if you have ranking, social or otherwise a young woman is interested in you for one of  two reasons 1).  what you can do for her 2). What she can get out of you.  Unless you are George Clooney, no, you are not that hot!

As I indicated above we watch Greg Kelly virtually every morning.  Anyone else who does so would call these allegations laughable.  Greg, with a woman?  O.K.  But let's play along.  Even so, Greg Kelly is the epitome of a gentleman. He uses big words in his sentences, has a bit of a stiff upper lip (conservative)  and somewhat of a dork.  I cannot imagine him having any game at all.  Lesson #4!  (He could be the biggest freak out there.  Conservative folk do seem to have the greatest appetites, eh, Mr. Gingrich!)

I do not know who this young lady is, but she has shot herself in the foot way too many times even before Mr. Kelly has been charged.  She has a boyfriend and is out picking men up off the street. She uses her office where she is employed, not where she is the employer, for a hook up.  What kind of a professional woman gets intoxicated to the extent that she loses control of her virtue?  It's hardly worth the while to pick her character up out of the toilet. This nothwithstanding, the whole affair wreaks of a set-up. 

Unfortunately, the young lady's dignity is not the only one destroyed here.  Greg can kiss his job good- bye, whether the allegations are true or not.  He has been ruined.  His father, Police Commissioner, Ray Kelly and the New York District Attorney's office have been thrown into precarious position.  To save face, they must ship this case out or bring in an outside investigator and justice system.  Yes, gentlemen, pick your pussy carefully!